The Shark Emojibator

What's better than Shark Week? Nothing. But this cute-not-scary shark vibrator comes pretty close.


DESCRIPTION

It was inevitable that the eggplant emoji would come to life, but just wait until you hear what the shark's got in store. Emojibrator created a sea creature with dual-fin, dual-action ribbed stimulation. Of course, the shark is fully waterproof, plus it has 8 vibration settings, 3 pump settings, inflates for deep-diving, and is perfectly palm sized.

SODA SAYS

Buy: if you're a fan of Aquaman
Don't Buy: if you watched Jaws and it still makes you nervous

TECHNICALS

  • Made from 100% medical grade, safe-as-can-be silicone
  • 8 vibration settings and 3 pump settings to ramp things up and down as you please
  • Recharge using a magnetic USB
  • Waterproof, so you can finally fearlessly swim with sharks
  • 8.25" x 1.25" (4.5" insertion length, 2" at widest width)
  • Emojibrator backs up the Shark with a 1-year warranty in case anything goes awry